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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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