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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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