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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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