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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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