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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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