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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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