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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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