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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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