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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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