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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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