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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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