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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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