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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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