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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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