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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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