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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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