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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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