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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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