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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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