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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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