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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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