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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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