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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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