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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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