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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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