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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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