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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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