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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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