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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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