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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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