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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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