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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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