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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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