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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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