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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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