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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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