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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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