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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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