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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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