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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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