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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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