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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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