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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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