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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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