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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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