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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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