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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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