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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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