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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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