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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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