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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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