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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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