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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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