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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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