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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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