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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃
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