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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯
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