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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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